1. Have a really stupid accident which necessitates a hospital visit
2. Shoot something
3. Take a weekend break more than 1000 miles from home
4. Boot Linux on your home PC
5. Get lost in a country where you don't speak the language
6. Spend more than your monthly income on a pocket sized gadget
7. Post bail for a friend
8. Break a really large plate glass window
9. Make a parachute jump
10. Use a whole roll of gaffa tape in one day
11. Make a pointless modification to your house
12. Neck a pint of peppermint oil
13. #######censored################
14. Buy a samurai sword
15. Delay paying a bill until the summons arrives
16. Destroy a speed camera
17. Refill an inkjet cartridge
18. Say something obscene on national television
19. Do a J turn in order to beat somebody to a parking space
20. Break a sledgehammer
21. Make a bomb
22. Smash a CRT
23. Require medical treatment as a consequence ###########censored again.... but i hope u get the drift
24. Tip a waiter with something other than money
25. Light a fire with petrol
26. Kidnap someone
27. Park inside a motorway service station
28. Own a convertible.
29. Live abroad.
30. Drive at more than 140mph.
31. Get something for free through a masterpiece of complaining
32. Give yourself a mains electric shock.
33. Completely dismantle an object larger than yourself
34. Write off a car
35. Fall asleep outside and get a really hilarious sunburn
36. Get drunk on Absinthe
37. Stay up all night listening to a girl have an emotional crisis
38. Lick the terminals of a 9 volt battery
39. Take part in motorsport
40. Stay at the office for more than 24 hours
41. Set off a fire extinguisher
42. Drive at least 600 miles in a day on two lane roads
43. Hotwire a car
44. Watch all the Monty Python films In one sitting
45. call an ex-girlfriend by mistake
46. Dial 999
47. Commit a faux pas which means that a friend will never speak to you again
48. Make a bet you couldn't afford to lose
49. Read a 500 page book in one sitting
50. Escape a perfectly justified parking ticket.
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4 comments:
lol... nice post dude... surely a must do list ;)
swwweeeett!
i want samurai sword!!
its called a 'katana' btw...
FYI i woz an amateur arsonist as a minor :)
SO ENEMIES OF THE HEIR BEWARE!
U'LL BE NEXT MUDBLOODS!!
DEATH TO INFIDELS!
aiyaah...got carried away...my bad :)
i wouldnt wish to do all of them... but indeed a good list to have...and m sure... u have atleast 20 to tick....
hmm... well, if u think u can add more to the list, plz feel free to put it down in the comments. Just make sure you list the ones you could publicly accept being involved in!!
And i promise I will update my list, with due credits to the contributor.
And, as for me, 20 would be a little too much. But i'm getting there....
thanx for your faith in me!!
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